Augusta National, Jack Nicklaus, Jim Nantz, The Masters, Tiger Woods

What do Tigers dream of?


This has to be the best week of Jim Nantz’ year, right? First, he waxes poetic at the NCAA Final Four, then he heads to Augusta to host The Masters.
He has a great job, to be sure, but as a friend and I were discussing this week, at this point, Nantz has become a caricature of himself. Jim Nantz now just does Jim Nantz. He’s a brand now, like many who’ve been in the business for 30-plus years, and really, you know what you’re getting at this point.
Which led me to wonder, as golf’s most revered event tees off tomorrow: is Tiger Woods just doing Tiger Woods now?
For the first time since his wild Thanksgiving weekend a few years ago, he’s the favorite – once again the world’s No. 1 golfer. And for the first time in a long time, people are asking, “who do you take, Tiger or the field”?
Yes, Woods is back, for sure, rounding into form and winning tournaments again. He remains four shy of Jack Nicklaus’ all-time total for majors won and said this week he feels he can win four or five more, but doesn’t want to stop there.
“I feel comfortable with every aspect of my game,” Woods said. “I feel that I’ve improved and I’m far more consistent.”
After hearing this, and much of his conversation with Mike Tirico, I couldn’t help but wonder: Tiger feels things? Even when talking about golf?
Woods has always been this enigma, even before his marital infidelity derailed his career. The tournaments he played in – few and far between for a period of about 12-16 months – showed us a Woods who looked like he was either in agony or constipated. Or both.
The whole saga made him seem both more human and inhuman at the same time. His press conferences, solemn as you would expect, seemed to lack real context or meaning behind his words, his apologies.
Kind of like how he acted the previous decade, just without all the sex scandal stuff. Woods always seemed measured, collected and calculated. This very thing is what made him the most dominant golfer I’ll ever see. It’s what brought on that incredible streak from 1999-2001 where he literally obliterated the golf world.
But this calculating, measured, robotic personality also kept him somewhat distant from us.
We never really know who these athletes are or what they do when they aren’t wowing us with their incredible skills and talents, and we’ve kind of become alright with that. It’s best for us to just let their results sit in a separate place from any judgment we place on how they live their life privately. After all, would we want people to judge us?
Americans love the dirty details and deeds of public personas. Always have, always will – and that’s not an endorsement. In fact, that’s part of a larger cultural problem we face.
However, public people like Tiger Woods and Louisville coach Rick Pitino, who just secured his second national championship a few years after a similar situation to Woods’, also must understand they have some accountability in the media frenzy that ensues.
You can’t soak up the spotlight, comport yourself a particular way and engage in your own branding that further establishes the narrative of “who you are” and then when you’re exposed to have personal flaws, act self-righteous or indigent to the reaction or the coverage. Well, actually, you can, I suppose do anything you want, you just look like Steve Martin in The Jerk.
Because the idea presented the whole time was you were someone to be held up as an example of the right way to do things, of hard work, of a person who did right and acted a certain way outside of the realm of sports, then you fed the beast, pal.
To be fair, the word role model is overused and says more about the people who need them than it does the person being flaunted as one. If you need a role model in a sports or public figure, you’re probably looking in the wrong place and have bigger problems – or you are under the age of 16.
Yet it remains clear that its simply not enough to engage in promoting oneself as a brand, an image or a persona – and then get defensive when the coverage turns negative because of something you did in your personal life.
The problem becomes when you come to realize that these people really arejust like us – except they are extremely talented in one specific area that we’ve all universally agreed is somehow interesting to us. In essence, they don’t always know what they are doing, who they are, what they believe. The face dilemmas, they go through family problems, financial troubles.
Our own expectations for sports and public figures has rested in a bit of a Fantasyland, a constant dream state of ideal people doing wonderfully cool and exciting things. We expect more from them than we do ourselves because they aren’t human to us in the sense we can’t even begin to relate to them. Which begs the question, who do they relate to? What’s normal for them? What keeps them grounded? What are their lives and goals beyond random sports accomplishments?
Tiger himself has always remained a curious case. He’s on a different plane than even most celebrities, most sports figures. What drives him? He’s like some programmed golf-droid, yet he’s one of the few golfers who showed emotion, both good and bad, on the course. He speaks of swing changes, of making putts, of the nuances of Augusta National and so on.
What drives him? What makes Tiger want to win five more majors? Is it just the number and passing Jack? The idea that he would then be considered the greatest ever? That’s good enough for me – but I’m simply curious, is it good enough for him?
Tiger says winning fixes everything (at least his new Nike ad does). This has upset some, but it’s true. We like winners, and winners with flaws are still more likeable and forgivable than losers with flaws. The winning is enough for us now. The pursuit of majors, of the drama of a Sunday major is all we really want because once we found out what we always wanted to know about Tiger, as is often the case with our public heroes, we didn’t like everything we saw.
We can continue to dream a dream of a perfect world where our sports icons don’t cheat – in their marriages or on the field of play – where they don’t curse, or party late into the night or make bad decisions with their money, their bodies, their minds. It may be unrealistic, but many dreams are a representation of what we want to be, not what is.
Still, it comes back to this all not really ever being about us. On the eve of The Masters, even if it sounds a little too Nantz-ian, you have to wonder:
What do Tigers dream of?
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1984, George Orwell, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, PGA, Rory McIlroy, Tiger Woods

The Doublethink on Tiger Woods

Am I missing something?
Did Tiger Woods senselessly pass away at the tragic age of 35? Did Woods retire to take up his other passions, like professional sweet pickle canning? Was he named in a hacking of all the Citi bank and Sony accounts?
If not, then I cannot figure out why we have collectively tossed him to the side in favor of Rory McIlroy.
Many in the media are doing a little bit of revisionist history right now. This is different than kicking a man when he is down, as was the case when his sex scandal broke 18 months ago. No, this is just poking an injured bear.
With Tiger gone, golf is thirsty for a new topic, something to keep it in the limelight. With Rory McIlroy’s destruction of the field at the U.S. Open 10 days ago, it got one.
By all accounts, McIlroy is a nice young man who signs autographs and smiles. Nearly everyone on the PGA Tour gushes over the kid. They praise his work ethic and his game.
Remind of you of anyone? When Tiger broke into professional golf’s big leagues in 1997 and won the Masters, I vaguely remember hearing similar things about him.
Now everyone is taking their shots, taking Tiger to task for spitting on the course, for cursing on the course, for not signing autographs, for throwing his clubs.
Honestly, that always endeared him to me more than anything else. The fact that the most talented golfer in the world did the exact same stuff I did, that my friends did, made him all that more likeable. And if you can tell me with a straight face you’ve never cursed on the golf course or tried to snap a club over your knee, well, you’re either a liar or a much better person than 99.9 percent of golfers out there.
I am a hacker. And golf is a frustrating game, period. The nod, the tip of the cap, that’s great and all, but it isn’t the reality that most casual golfers face. We fist pump, we do the bull dance from Happy Gilmore, we generally act like fools.
Golf is a 19th century game trying to make a name for itself in the 21st century. It’s expensive, time consuming and difficult to play. And the general public needs to have a reason to watch. Tiger gave us a reason to watch, as does McIlroy currently, like Nicklaus and Palmer before them.
But I do not see a reason to disparage Woods. Or to take a mulligan on how we viewed him until Thanksgiving 2009.
He wasn’t as reviled as everyone now likes to believe. In fact, he was often voted the most popular athlete in any given year. To take what makes him Tiger and use it as evidence of an egocentric athlete gone bad is a bit revisionist.
At one point, we viewed his fist pump as raw elation, not showmanship. We thought he was focused on the course, not some jerk who wouldn’t wave to the gallery or acknowledge their autograph requests.
Really, Tiger was and is no different than any other recent “greats” in their sport. As I’ve said many times, Michael Jordan berated teammates and punched one in the face, yet this was seen as Jordan the ultimate competitor who would not tolerate anything less than his team’s best effort. Jordan had a messy divorce and a gambling problem, it was just a little better hidden from the public eye.
Maybe we really did only love Tiger for his dominance, but isn’t that true of all the greats? We don’t really know any of them. Remember Don Johnson’s character in “Tin Cup”? He’s a jerk out of the public eye, a smarmy smoker who calls women “darlin’” and makes snide remarks about nearly every person he meets. To the cameras though, he’s a gentleman and a scholar.
How do we know McIlroy isn’t like that behind closed doors? The truth is we don’t, just like we didn’t with Jordan or Tiger. Muhammad Ali verbally abused his opponents and we revere him for it. Could Ali even survive today’s media onslaught? Would we even praise Wilt Chamberlain for his play had it been widely known that he carelessly slept with so many women?
The point is, we love all athletes for their dominance and little else. And we love the dominance because they are doing things we can only dream of doing.
Why does an athlete have to be endearing or embraceable? Because it makes us feel better about ourselves? Where is there a requirement that you have to sign autographs? To give something of yourself to the same media who will berate you, shred you and belittle you at the first sign of imperfection?
At some point, our beloved Rory will stumble, either on or off the golf course, and the media will question his passion, his dedication, his true skill or his morals. And we’ll move on to the next big thing.
This isn’t meant to be an endorsement of Woods, either. Yet at the same time, do you really want to poke a guy named Tiger? Something tells me Woods isn’t done yet and we may be just fueling the fire building inside him.
In which case, if Tiger does come back and win more majors and breaks Nicklaus’ all-time record, the media will once again embrace him, do a rewrite on this latest rewrite and pretend they always loved Tiger’s will to win.
George Orwell had it right in his book, 1984. Our media is a dystopian society, coercing and eliciting our reactions. We’re rewriting history constantly, engaging in doublethink, where we tamper with reality and manipulate how we once thought and felt about someone or something. We’re losing our curiosity and our ability to enjoy the natural process of life.
Right now, Big Brother has its bulls-eye on Tiger Woods.
Frankly, I’m excited to see how Woods responds to all this, if McIlroy really is the real deal.
Unlike Winston Smith, I refuse to sell out. The media can’t make me think I always disliked Tiger Woods and that McIlroy is the next Tiger, but with a better attitude and a winning smile. The truth is I loved watching Tiger Woods golf for over a decade and I can’t deny that what people now tell you is bad about him, I thought was fascinating.
And I can tell you that Rory McIlroy has a long way to go before he becomes Tiger Woods.
But for once, can we just all hang back and see how it plays out, instead of trying to compartmentalize the moment? That just might be the most fascinating development of all.
And if it happens, well, just pass me the Victory Gin.
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From the Vault: A Few Good Fans

(Note: The following was originally written a little over two years ago, but some portions have been updated to fit the current times. It is being re-posted on this blog at the request of a Cube follower)
Dear Sports,
I hope this letter finds you well.
Oh, who are we kidding? We both know where this letter finds you – and it’s a hell of a long way from well.  
We need to talk, sports. We need to create a dialogue, an open line of communication – something you have a hard time doing amongst your owners and players in nearly even major damn sport America has.
If we don’t start communicating and conducting some much needed group therapy, I fear that we’ll drift further apart until our relationship is irrevocably damaged.
And the truth is, a divorce would hurt you much more than me or the rest of us fans.
You need fans, you really do. You think we just follow you in droves? We survived for hundreds of years without you, frankly. We made things in this country. We can get obsessed over muscle cars again, if we have to. We can play Angry Birds, we can all get into music and films. We don’t need you to survive.
We love you, but we’re not feeling the love from you right now.
Sure, you secretly despise us for our irrational behavior, our lofty expectations and our demands. And granted, it’s embarrassing for you when we wear paper bags during a bad decade or two. Or when we drink ourselves into a stupor and throw empty cups onto your players. Or when we confront them in the parking lot after the games.
We can take responsibility for our actions. Can you?
You haven’t exactly been treating us like royalty as of late.
Some of your guys (we’re looking at you, Charlie Villanueva) are Twittering, er, Tweeting (whatever bird sound it is) – at halftime, no less – to stay in touch with us. Sweet, really. But, um, maybe they should take it just a tad more serious?
See, we think that our favorite teams paying triple what a doctor or president makes (or roughly about 300 times what we make in our profession) brings on expectations that for six months during the season, they should, you know, try really, really hard and stuff.
And yes, Allen Iverson, I’m talkin’ about practice too, man.
Speaking of taking things serious, that’s part of the problem. Most of the time, when we fight, you accuse us of taking things too seriously and we don’t think you take it quite serious enough.
Different worlds, I suppose. You are not the one who has to clumsily explain the Tiger Woods sex scandal or baseball’s steroid era to their impressionable, inquisitive and sports obsessed nine-year-old.
Thanks for that, and all the naked athlete cell phone pics, by the way. It’s been a real treat spraining my thumbs trying to change channels when a new story breaks. And I’m fairly certain my children think I have a stutter because of my stumbling and baffled responses to their questions. But I digress.
As fans, we lack the resources, the guilty pleasures, the comfort of the payday you provide your players and coaches. In fairness, the vast majority of us don’t have the inherit skill to break down film, the athleticism, the stamina required or the knowledge of a particular sport. Then again, neither do many of the “gifted” people who announce the games for you, but that’s another story.
The one place we seem to outnumber you is in the passion department. We care about you a heck of a lot more than you care about us.
As professional leagues, you lack the passion that got you there – you forgot what it was like to be where we are. Remember empty stadiums? Remember when very few people wanted your autograph or thought your sport was a tad stupid?
Yet the passion of the athletes, owners and league offices pushed you to new heights from the 1950s-1990s. And the growing fan bases of your various sports helped a little bit, don’t you think?
So we ask, where’s the passion?
And that passion has little to do with work ethic. Most athletes are workout fanatics, busting their humps to chase a variety of things: respect, pride, trophies and, of course, a little coin.
Generally, though, pleasing the fans comes last. That’s cool, we’ve dealt with it and that simple fact explains so much.
It’s apparently why roughly 1,100 seats at the new Yankee Stadium are obstructed view. We’re not smart enough, apparently, to figure out why, in this day and age, any stadium – let alone Yankee Stadium – would be built with obstructed views. To us, that’s so 1920s.
The seats in new Yankee Stadium certainly don’t cost 1920s prices, though, do they? Even though we’re living an economy that reminds us of December 1929.
And yet, you still want $1,500 for ticket. For a single game.    
I gotta tell ya, Sports, the vast majority of us don’t make $1,500 every two weeks. And those that do are pulling into gas stations and watching it float away in a river of oil. 
So cut us some slack, will you? We’re looking for a little latitude, the same as you were with the steroid era, the NBA referee scandal and the BCS.
Now, we’re not dumb. We don’t expect $10 tickets to the Super Bowl. But work with us a little.We’d at least like to have seats that we paid for at the Super Bowl. Don’t shuffle us under the bowels of the stadium to watch it on TV because your people couldn’t get the stands together in time.
This is why we’re asking, and here’s the juicy part, where we hold all the power in this relationship – the part where you need us, but we don’t need you.
Oh, we want you, all right. Like a fat kid wants a cupcake. We lust after you, but if we can’t afford you – if you come between us and the mortgage, our kid’s college tuition, our groceries or potential family vacation…well, you’re gone.
This means that eventually, you’re really gone.
Oh sure, we don’t directly pay your salaries. These days ticket sales are just a small piece of the cash pie. But we fans find it more than ironic that your leagues are all arguing over pieces of that pie – a pie that’s adding up to $9 billion in revenue for football.
But if we stop coming to games, due to the economy or just being plain pissed off, well, who buys your $7 hot dogs and $8 beers? Who buys a t-shirt or jersey? Still think you’ll have $9 billion to argue over?
If concessions and novelties aren’t moving in the arena or the stadium – does the provider wish to continue leasing its services to you? If you have no place to play because no one is coming to your games, what are your franchises worth to rich Russians then?
Seriously, if it gets that bad in other aspects of life, if we’re just scratching for crumbs and we’re all shopping at Goodwill – if it’s a depression…well, you can think that far ahead can’t you?
If we can’t afford TiVO, cable TV, DirecTV, DISH, whatever…well, forget about live attendance – who’s watching from home? And if we’re not watching, how do the advertisers’ spots get noticed? And if the sponsors aren’t selling any products or finding any value, their money comes off the billboards, pregame shows…you get the point.
Or maybe you don’t. Maybe, for once, we need to explain it for you.
As an individual, what I spend on you over the course of a year is probably equal to what Frank McCourt spends in an hour of divorce attorney fees. If you lose me, or better yet, pieces of my wallet, you could care less because there are millions more just like me that will shell out the cash.
But what if a large portion of us fell by the wayside? What if 30 percent suddenly stopped spending our greenbacks on you? What about 50 percent? What about 60 percent?
Working up a sweat just thinking about it, aren’t you, Sports?
If this recession affects 95 percent of Americans, which has been indicated, isn’t it reasonable to think that a large percentage of that group might be cutting back on those things deemed unnecessary?
Sports, in times like these, your prices become unnecessary.
So, again, you need us.
In the spirit of Jack Nicholson and “A Few Good Men“, let me paraphrase:
You need us in your stands. You need us in your seats, holding beers, brats, gloves and banners. You need us on that wall – you want us on that wall. And our absence is the very thing your athletes and coaches don’t talk about in locker rooms.
You survive under the very blanket of security that we provide and we’re starting to question the manner in which we provide it. We’d rather you just said thank you by slashing prices and making things more affordable. 
We’d appreciate it if you built stadiums in the 21st Century that you can actually see the entire field from any seat, instead of giving us another worthless bobblehead night. Either way, we don’t give a damn if the economy has affected your bottom line – we are your bottom line!
And the bottom is about to fall out of this relationship.
Sincerely,
One of a Few Good Fans
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