American culture, ESPN, money, President Barack Obama, Society

The Fog of Money


Time is money.” – Benjamin Franklin
Ever heard of the fog of war? It’s a often-used military term for the uncertainty in situational awareness experienced by those participating in military operations. The phrase “fog of war” essentially tries to capture the cloud in judgment that can occur during a conflict, military campaign.
There is uncertainty in your rationale, your estimations of your enemy’s capabilities and intent – as well as your own. As one might gather, this is a bad thing, as your judgment, logic and rationale should be clear during such trying times and circumstances. Military’s all over the world have discussed, practiced and prepared for the fog of war for centuries – but it doesn’t stop it from occurring.
The same could be true of American society right now regarding the economy, government and our culture. We’re in a haze socially, too.
This is referred to as “The Fog of Money”.
Because whenever money is involved, we lose all sense of rationale thought, logic goes out the window and our judgment is certainly clouded. What’s worse is own enemies know this and use it to their advantage.
The difficult part, though, is determining who are enemies are. They are not just groups without country in foreign lands, rather, the majority exist within our own borders, inhabiting the same space and occupying the same soil as we do. They could be our own government – both as an institution and as individuals in the institution. They could be the very people who employ us. Our enemies could be family and friends.
If you find this far-fetched and think that this is just another spiel about money being the root of all evil, well, you’d be both right and wrong.
It’s widely known that money certainly drives nearly everything and brings its own aspirations and motivations into any and all situations. It clouds judgment just by entering the room.
This is why they are making more Star Wars movies. Its why your favorite 1970s band continues to tour. It is why you get up and go to your job each day. The fog of money can be found all around us – the desire to get it, to keep it, to use it, to give it away.
There never seems to be enough of it, even though it really exists within the context of our own minds. Technically, it’s just paper that we’ve universally agreed holds some sort of value. As my high school history teacher said, if we all agreed today to burn all money and start using rocks as currency, it wouldn’t create a new system – just a new currency.
The Fog of Money creates an illusion of power, which is something else that’s in and of itself, a fog. Power exists because it is universally acknowledged that someone has it over you.
This week, Politico ran a storyabout how interest groups and the people seeking an audience with President Obama are using advertising time (and money) on ESPN, because they know he watches sports (hope they are keenly aware of this relatively new technology called DVR, which allows you to skip through commercials).
Trade associations and companies are using the media to try and garner Obama’s attention. One strategist indicted that the ads cannot be obvious to the president – he can’t know he’s the intended audience.
Money to deceive the powerful of influence? Who really has the power in this situation? Is it the one running the ad, the president – or the medium itself? Who can tell in this fog?
And it is not just political – Microsoft and the American Petroleum Institute (the largest oil and gas industry trade group) have used the same tactic to try and gain favorable audiences with those who watch ESPN and other networks.
It could be said that all this money would be better spent trying to improve services, trying to better the world through advancing technology and communications. But a message like that cuts through the fog and drips with a sappy message of the advancement of civilization in general. Kind of the opposite point of capitalism, come to think of it.
Thus our contradiction: a country with cultural principles of equality, of kindness, of opportunity, compassion and freedom, but with fundamental economic principles of supply and demand. We’re constantly at war with our two selves: the part of us that wants to do good in and for the world, and the part of us that knows money makes that very world go round.
Case in point: a New York realtor is offering employees a 15 percent raise to those who get a tattoo of the company logo. It appeals to those who are struggling in tough economic times and it’s a walking billboard (and weird story) for all who see and ask about it. It relies on desperation of the powerless, the need to gain any extra piece of cheese or slice of the pie or whatever classic acronym you can apply here.
Is it so different that millionaire and billionaire professional sports owners contemplating adding logos of key advertisers to team uniforms? The money generated from TV deals, season ticket holders, corporate suites, general attendance and merchandising isn’t enough, eh?
To make matters worse, we the people are just as a part of the Fog of Money as those we seem to perceive as running the show – myself included. Every time we “like” some movie or business or show our support for or against some issue, we’re showing that these advertising efforts work.
I’d never suggest removing ourselves from the equation – we’re too entrenched into the modernity of American society now. But we could learn from the likes of those who’ve prepared, as best they can, for the Fog of War.
We can take the time to understand others true motivations and intent. We can learn to draw from our past experiences, do better reconnaissance work and recognize faulty communication. We can slow the tempo of our decision making to a tactical level where there is less risk and better intelligence.
Basically, we can take the time to be aware that the Fog of Money exists.
After all, time is money, and while money buys time, it cannot stop it.
In the end, we’ll be judged on how we spent our time, not the money.
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Bob Woodward, Congress, President Barack Obama, Sequestration, United States, US government

The Real Sequestration


Let’s play a game of word association.
Sequestration.
Diversion. Mirage. Trickery. Congressional. Presidential. Needed. Unnecessary.
All are true, depending on your point of view.
But better yet, perhaps we start with this: do you even know what sequestration is? Chances are, you’ve heard of it, incessantly so, the past several days. You can get a quick synopsis of sequestration here.
Basically, a deal was made 18 months ago to withhold federal funding programs of domestic and military nature. They put a clock on it, drew a finish line well past election day and then decided to deal with it later. They thought it would draw action.
Yet once again, our elected officials are in office to bicker with each other back and forth in the media. It’s Armageddon in nation’s capital again. And all we see is finger pointing. The White House blames the Congressional Republicans, the GOP blames the White House. Meanwhile, the people who put them all there sit and watch as our so-called leaders squabble like six-year-olds on a playground.
Actually, that’s probably not fair to six-year-olds.
We deserve more. We deserve better. We deserve, well, anything.
This is not a call to arms for the conservatives or an endorsement of the left. This is simply a plea from the American people. You have to know it’s bad when a famed journalist calls out the President in The Washington Post.
That’s what happened Sunday, when Bob Woodward – yes, that Woodward – did the journalistic duty of reporting fact. He pulled back the curtain and showed how this particular issue of sequestration was the brainchild of the White House. Yet he also did the journalistic duty of showing how Congressional Republicans had played a large role in this issue as well.
In a different time, this would be a good thing. But it’s not a different time. It’s America, present day, and we’re a bunch of self-righteous jerks. The left is shaming Woodward for basically outing President Obama following the POTUS outlandish claims that the Republicans were taking a meat clever to America. The same Bob Woodward who broke Watergate wide open and helped bring down President Nixon. He ought to have a lifelong pass from Democrats.
Apparently not.
Meanwhile, conservatives didn’t just point to Woodward’s column and use it as simple leverage to gain a political advantage behind closed door negotiations. No, no…that would be too old school, too classically political. The right used Woodward as ammo for the war – overused it in fact – and then mocked Woodward even in praising him for telling the truth.
Who could survive in a town like this? Better yet, who would want to?
Many of us were inspired in our own way growing up by our presidents and national leaders. Their speeches weren’t just rhetoric, they were a tactical plan wrapped in poetic text. Now, they are just speeches.
We’re not that dumb. We’re disinterested. We’re tired of the bickering and frankly, it’s confusing us.
A recent poll suggests….I don’t know what it suggests because it’s all over the map. 56 percent of the country thinks Republicans are out of touch, 46 percent think the Democrats are, 52 percent think Republicans are extreme, 39 percent think Democrats are. So one party is more or less crazy than another? Based on phone calls to 1,500 people over a three day span?
Politicians love polls. It allows them to continue to blame others, spin the data and distort facts, except when it’s obvious they are also viewed poorly or just plain wrong – then they paint themselves as Washington outsiders and just blame Washington.
It’s diversion. Trickery. Fiscal cliffs and sequestrations.
What are they doing? What are we doing? You know why the military industrial complex is upset over sequestration? Because it takes massive piles of increasingly worthless American money to build its equipment.
Democrats care about federal program cuts because the majority of the people who elect them receive money from those cuts. And it’s base is a wide conglomeration of groups with varying interests.
Republicans care about tax rates because they are elected by small business owners and others who’ve made incomes they don’t want to see even more taken out of. So when the White House demands programs to satisfy their base, the Republicans push back because they are defending their base.
And so no one does anything truly for the good of the people, but merely to hold on to what they have or gain more. In the end, it’s always about the money.
Folks, it’s just paper.
It only has value because somewhere, sometime ago, it was determined it held value. We could all agree to use buttons and M&Ms as our currency, it just has to be backed by something. I suppose this is human nature, but at some point, we’re going to break the ties that bind us.
As I have stated before, this must be how Rome fell – from within. From greed. From power derided by consent but without consent.
Befallen by diversion. By trickery. Needed, but unnecessary.
Destruction is happening to our formerly strong foundation. It won’t happen in a day, yet it is ever-occurring due to our insatiable thirst for conquest. We’ve defeated our enemies, so let us defeat each other.  
Our great sequester began long ago and only the American people as a united whole, willing to agree to disagree – clearly – can be the ones to set us right again.
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Adam Carolla, Culture, NBA, President Barack Obama, Society

The Culture of Me

Someone find me Doc Brown, because I need a flying DeLorean to get me the hell out of here.
Because I’m terrified of present and scared of the future.
The future used to hold so much intrigue: what we would be, how technology would shape us, how life would be different. But what I’ve come to realize is that all we’ve done in the course of our history as a society is screw up a really good thing.
This isn’t about politics or gender or any one particular thing. It is wholly about a feeling that we’re not as dignified as we once were. Not stuck up, or hoity-toity. Just dignified. Certain things were beneath us as individuals or as a collective unit known as America.
Not anymore. There’s nothing beneath us because we’ve reached the bottom.
Two things this week have made me very sad and very sacred and very, very certain that we’re headed down a path that apparently only bothers people like me.
First, President Obama appeared on “The View” yesterday. Talked shop with Babs and Whoopi, got in a little celebrity gossip time about Kim Kardashian. Showed those middle-age housewives who are home at 10:00AMon a Tuesday that he’s totally cool in touch with how they feel on important issues like knowing that Kim was married to a basketball player for 72-days last year.
What?
How is this dignified? How is this befitting the stature of the office of the President of the United States? How is this a good resource of government time and money? And those who say he’s just like everyone else are missing the point – I don’t care about the party as much as the office he holds and what it should mean to us. At least Adam Carolla agrees with me.
I had friends who claimed it was a ridiculous argument or conversation to have. And therein lies my point: why is this out of the question that someone would find this to be beneath the President? How far have we slipped that this doesn’t warrant some commentary from someone in the media? It has little to do with politics. Again, I could care less about which party is doing it – I want them all to stop and have some dignity. Carry themselves with class. Why is that so much to ask?
My second travesty of the week was the news that the NBA is planning on allowing advertisements on uniforms at some point in the next few years.
“We told our owners that it was not something we were considering doing for next season,” NBA deputy commissioner Adam Silver said a few weeks ago, “but that it was something we should at least discuss doing for the season after next. We showed them some of the traditional soccer jerseys used in Europe and we showed them some of the valuations that soccer jerseys are getting and some estimates of ranges of values for logo rights on NBA jerseys.”
Wow. Well, by all means, let’s be like Europe. And let’s make the concession that we won’t be doing it next year – we’ll keep our dignity, damn you – until 2014. Then, let’s kill the last bastion of decorum in sports by squeezing out every available dollar possible.
Do you like the MLS New York Red Bulls? Then you will love the Toyota Spurs. Estimates say that the four major sports leagues in the United States are losing about $370 million by not advertising on uniforms. What about the dignity gained by not advertising on uniforms?
This isn’t us. Or at least tell me it isn’t us. Do we honestly care that much about squeezing in every revenue dollar that we’re willing to put a name or logo on everything? At least Nike makes the uniforms.
Please tell me that we still hold a few things valuable. Please tell me we have a little bit more integrity and decorum than this. My fear is, we don’t, because in so many others sectors of our daily lives and our society, well, we don’t.
Just take a look around sometime – our self-involvement is all encompassing. Because people believe they, themselves, are the most important person in the world. That’s why people cut you off in traffic: wherever they are headed is more important that where you are going. It’s why they sneak in and grab the nearly-sold-out-hot-toy-of-the-season from your hand during Christmas shopping – their kid or relative is much more deserving or more important than yours is.
People who have no children or one child and a part-time job will look someone who has two jobs, five kids and a whole lot more going on in life and tell them without sarcasm and in a completely straight face that “I am are just so busy, you couldn’t possibly understand.” It’s why your kid’s accomplishments top anything another kid could do. It’s also why your wedding, birthday or bar-mitzvah is the most important day in everyone else’s life – because it’s yours.
We are inherently self-centered people that have very little self-awareness and thus we’ve lost all appropriate decorum in a given situation.
We go to people’s homes and don’t offer to take off our shoes because we don’t even think about it. We don’t offer to clean-up or bring a dish when invited to dinner. We don’t call and cancel reservations we can’t keep. We are rarely honest, rarely sincere.
And we are dumb enough to expect more from our politicians and from athletes? We’re just like they are. They fail to keep promises. Fail to be more dignified than someone else in debate. We don’t clean up our messes (like the national debt) and we bring nothing to the table – like taking a pay cut as a member of Congress, giving back healthcare or pensions.
Well, what I meant was, YOU need to give back…I’ve earned mine.
We are what we are now: greedy and selfish. I’ve had people thank me for being so kind for opening up doors recently. That’s because my father taught me politeness. You compliment people. You walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect people. You say pardon me, excuse me and thank you. Or at least we used to do those things.
Now, you can be on a Monorail with a stroller in Walt Disney World, the doors open and there’s a crush to push your stroller with a sleeping two-year-old out of the way just to get 14 extra seconds in the Magic Kingdom. That thing is in MY way!
What the hell is wrong with us?  Everyone’s gotta get theirs. We are reaping what we’ve sewn. Decades of telling everyone they are special in their own right, passing out trophies and awards to everyone for everything – for just participating – so that no one feels left out.
Here’s the thing: it’s OK to work harder than someone else and have that acknowledged. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. There is a lesson in both.
We should open doors. We should be polite.
But we are not. We are just plain rude.
We are obsessed with us. We are a Culture of Me and Is.
We have no sense of unity, no common purpose. We can’t even agree to disagree most of the time.
If “Back to the Future” were made now, Marty would have just taken the DeLorean and not tried to save Doc. He would have used the Sports Almanac and never admitted his mistake. He would have left Doc in the Old West to get run down by Mad Dog Tannen.
Maybe I’m just a curmudgeon (at the ripe age of 32), who thinks with longing about a simpler time when we actually gave a damn about manners, decency and showed a little decorum in how we presented and carried ourselves.
And maybe that never truly existed.
But man, if it did, I’ll be waiting on a time machine to take me there. 
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Dennis Miller, ESPN, Neal Kumar Katyal, President Barack Obama, Reality TV, Stuart Scott, The Kardashians

Enough Already

To borrow heavily from Dennis Miller’s schtick, I don’t mean to get off on a rant here, but…
Enough.
Enough with the political nonsense.
Enough with the cell phone pics of places no one but your spouse or mistress wants to see. What on earth possesses anyone famous or in the public eye to take pictures of themselves naked is beyond me. The interest our society shows in these little sagas and scandals proves how nosy we really are.
Enough with reality shows.
There is literally a reality show for everything.
A husband and a wife with eight kids. Then, just the ex-wife and eight kids.
A show about pre-teen beauty pageant participants and their crazy mothers.
Cooking shows – and genres of cooking have their own shows, let us not forget the subtle and intricate differences between soufflés and crème brulees.
Reality shows about tattoos, motorcycle shops, people who cannot throw anything away (I believe they are called hoarders), athletes wives, desperate housewives (and the apparent multiple cities where desperate rich housewives reside).
Shows about bachelors and bachelorettes, many of whom shocking cannot get a relationship right while being filmed and thus return to said show for another crack at it. There’s also celebrity versions of this same concept with washed up 80s rockers and rappers.
Shows about people with talent and all categories of talent: singing mainly, then off the wall talent. It’s like a seventh grade lunchroom: “Dude, I can totally roll my eyes in a complete 360, then stick a spoon on my nose for 15 hours.” Someone get that kid from my middle school an agent!
There are also shows about people with no talent (eg, the Kardashians) who show us how tiring it is to do nothing all day.
There are shows about what to wear and what not to wear, makeup, hair, how to pimp your ride, how celebrities get punked, swapping wives and getting in shape, undercover bosses, high school football teams and high schools in rich areas of California.
Sadly, we’re only scratching the surface. Yet none of these reality shows is about the reality a majority of us see in our day to day lives. Why not make a reality show about politicians and what they do day-to-day.
Scratch that, it would be just like the Kardashians show, only somehow less entertaining.
Enough with President Obama’s solicitor general telling Americans who disagree with Obamacare to make less money as a way to get out of it. “Someone doesn’t need that much income,” Neal Kumar Katyal said. Americans who cannot afford rising gas prices and general inflation (while salary increases stay around 1-3 percent) might disagree with that notion.
By the way, polls show the majority of the country’s population disagree with Obamacare in its current state. Excellent pandering to constituents on Katyal’s part.
Enough of pretending to care about the national deficit. No one in office seems to actually do anything about it. Everyone running for office says they will.
Enough of the rhetoric. The national debt was $14,352,131,100,710.65 as of June 9, 2011 at 3:00PM. It will be billions more tomorrow.
That’s not a joke – the national debt has risen $3.96 billion a day since September 28, 2007. Your share, as of 3:00PM on June 9, 2011: $46,189.48.
Someone make a reality show about that: a person going to a bank or Washington and asking who to make the check out to for their share of the national debt.
Enough of the NFL lockout and the hypocrisy of it really mattering. It kills my fantasy football league and our message board, but we will all be OK until all the extremely rich and pampered stop fighting over how to split up $9 billion.
Enough of President Obama threatening to hold back funds on states that passed legislation to defund certain programs. Is this not the same as the argument that you cannot defund Obamacare, since elected officials passed it? Elected officials in states are just as important as those at the federal level. Stop making everything government owned and operated. Spend a little less time congratulating yourself on your correct ESPN bracketology picks. We would prefer a President who nails a solution to the national debt and unemployment while boosting the economy, not one who got 97 percent of his first and second round NCAA men’s basketball tournament picks right.
Enough pretending the royals in England matter. Two people got married. Happens all the time. They should have televised my wedding if you wanted entertainment. One of my groomsmen demanded a make-out session from nearly everyone in attendance. And yes, it was an open bar.
By the way, her name is Kate. Not Catherine. People quit changing your names in the middle of the game. You know what, let’s do that. I’d like to go by Vladimir The Impaler for the next five years. You can call me Vlad for short.
Enough of rich celebrities pretending care about fur. Enough of rich celebrities getting naked for magazine ads to promote caring about fur. You can just admit you want to be naked in front of a camera that isn’t a cell phone.
Enough of celebrities begging for middle class and lower class Americans to give to other low and middle class Americans who’ve just gone through a horrific natural disaster. I’d rather hear directly from those affected and have them tell me about their hardship than you.
By the way, let’s institute a celebrity-to-normal person ratio for donations. For every million they give, we’ll give $5.
Enough of Kevin James making not so vaguely similar movies compared to that of Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler.
Enough of cross-promotion. ESPN’s NBA Finals coverage being sponsored by “The Green Lantern” while Stuart Scott sneaks in his third “BOO-YEAH” in 45 seconds of highlights makes both my ears and eyes bleed.
Enough. Enough. Enough.
Of course, that’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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